Snatch Quotes

Snatch Quotes

Turkish: I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts as he has those nuts.

Tommy: I don't care if he's got fucking hazelnuts. I want a gun that works, and I'm gonna tell him.

Turkish: My God, Tommy, you certainly got those minerals. Well, come on, then before "zee" Germans get here.

Errol: Oink oink!

Turkish: Shit!

Errol: So that's where you keep the sugar.

Turkish: All he's gotta do is stay down.

[Mickey suddenly rises from the mat and knocks out Anderson with a single punch]

Turkish: *Now* we are fucked.

Errol: Are you Turkish?

Turkish: Well I'm not fuckin' Greek now, am I?

[Gorgeous George has just been knocked out]

Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.

Brick Top: Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.

Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.

Brick Top: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [referring to Tommy's gun] Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.

Tommy, Gorgeous George, Bricktop's Henchman: I fuckin' hate Pikeys.

Gorgeous George: It's a camp site, a pikey campsite...

Tommy: Ten points.

Gorgeous George: What we doing here?

Tommy: We're buying a caravan.

Gorgeous George: Off a pack of fuckin' pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy.

Tommy: Well not if you're here.

Gorgeous George: Oh, you bastard! I fuckin' hate pikeys!

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Give me the stone.

Vinny: [pointing] It's in the case.

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: What?

[takes out his earplugs]

Vinny: It's in the case!

Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone.

Sol: The only man who knew the combination... you just shot.

Franky Four Fingers: I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...

Doug the Head: Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome...

Franky Four Fingers: I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush.