Nov 9, 2010

Dr Strangelove Quotes

Dr Strangelove Quotes
Ain't nobody ever got the Go code yet. And old Ripper wouldn't be giving us plan R unless them Russkies had already clobbered Washington and a lot of other towns with a sneak attack.~
Major T. J. "King" Kong




Ain't nobody ever got the Go code yet. And old Ripper wouldn't be giving us plan R unless them Russkies had already clobbered Washington and a lot of other towns with a sneak attack.~
Major T. J. King Kong


Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!~
Major T. J. King Kong




Pickens actually said "... have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff." but his line was looped in post-production because of sensitivity about the Kennedy assassination that had just occurred in Dallas.~
Major T. J. King Kong




Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.~
Major T. J. King Kong




Now, boys, we got three engines out; we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule; the radio's gone and we're leakin' fuel, and if we's flying any lower, why, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little budge on them Rooskies, at this height, why, they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen.~
Major T. J. King Kong




Well, shoot. We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?~
Major T. J. King Kong




Stay on the bomb run, Ace. I'm goin' down below and see what I can do...Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek.~
Major T. J. King Kong




A moment please, Mr. President.~
Dr. Strangelove




My conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious.~
Dr. Strangelove




The technology required is easily within the means of even the smallest nuclear power. It requires only the will to do so.~
Dr. Strangelove




It is not only possible - it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy the fear to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday Machine is terrifying. It's simple to understand. And completely credible and convincing.~
Dr. Strangelove




Greenhouses can keep plant life, animals can be bred and slaughtered~
Dr. Strangelove






Take a look at the big board! They're gettin' ready to clobber us!~
General Buck Turgidson




Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!~
President Merkin Muffley

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